Jokes

	What did the girl lettuce say to the boy lettuce? Lettuce be friends.
	What do you get when two peas fight? Black-eyed peas.
	What vegetable can you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside? Corn.
	What are strawberries when they are sad? Blueberries.
	Doctor, doctor … I keep thinking I’m an onion … Well, you are in a pickle!
	Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
	Doctor, doctor … I often dream I’m a strawberry … You’re in a jam then!
	Why do potatoes make good detectives? They always keep their eyes peeled.
	What do you call a hippo with carrots in his ears? Anything you like because he won’t hear you.
	How do you fix a smashed tomato? With tomato paste.
	What did the banana do when it saw the monkeys? Split.
	What vegetable do you need a plumber for? A leek.

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